giraffed: (1) the first version of a document, or
(2) an alcoholic beverage drawn from a tap
secaterry: the person who types a (1)giraffed
girink: what you do with a (2)giraffed beer at an Iggles game
girunk: what you are after the game

squeet: what you say if you are hungry
sangwidge: any food between two pieces of bread
shtake: a Philadelphia style sangwidge made from beef
cheejsh: what you put on a shtake - usually Velveeta
manaijsh: as with mustard or ketchup, it is rarely used on a shtake

liberry: a place to read books
intralectrical: someone who spends a lot of time in the liberry

misconscrewed: confused
condiment: a birth control device
(not to be misconscrewed with condominiums such as manaijsh)
pregnate: what happens if you are misconscrewed about how to use a condiment
munce: you're pregnate for nine of them